Question

Текст на английском про подарного!!! СРОЧНО НУЖНО

Answer 1

The fireman was going down the street,returning from the party where he drank a lot of liquid alcohol stuff, and saw a big pussy building which was in fire.
Being a very VERY clever one he decided to make a photo on his brand new Iphone 4.but...dear reader... you know that alcohol and fire arent a good mix. so he made.

Answer 2

If there is a fire,
Everyone requires
To dial «01″.
It isn`t a game, it isn`t fun.
They drive a fire engine
To the burning region.
They come as light
To have a serious fight.
They wear fireproof suits
And black rubber boots.
They use a gas mask
For a serious task.
Even animals will be rescued,
Don`t worry, they`ll not forget you.
They willput out the fire.
The result you`ll admire.
A planet of heroes there would be,
If everyone could be
A FIREMAN!