Question

Can you solve these fiendishly difficult cryptograms? The answers are somev spooky jokes for Halloween. СРОЧНО!!!ПОЖАЛУЙСТА!!!ДАЮ 50 БАЛЛОВ!!! ЧЕСТНО!!!НА ЗАВТРА ЗАДАЛИ!!!КТО НЕ ЗНАЕТ НЕ ПИШИТЕ ПЛИЗ!!!ПЕРЕВОД ЗАДАНИЯ НЕ ПИШИТЕ В ОТВЕТ!!!

Answer 1

1. Why do witches use brooms to fly on?- because vacuum cleaners are too heavy
2. Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?- because they don't have any body to go out with
3. Why did Dracula visit the doctor? Because he was coffin. 
4. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? . It's a pain in the neck
5 What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
frostbite...
6. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? Because he had no guts!