Question

составьте, пожалуйста, смешной диалог про полицию

Answer 1

Диалоги может с полицией!

Answer 2

The daughter of a policeman sees dad's dress uniform:
"Papa! And why is it that all military shoulder straps?
- God told, these were once wings of angels...
- And what do they?
- Steel fight among themselves, drink vodka...
"But you don't drink vodka?! . .
- We, werewolves, my dear, another story...